"We are born and we die; and between these two most important events of our lives more or less time elapses which we have to waste somehow or other. In the end it does not seem to matter much whether we have done so in making money, or practising law, or reading or playing, or in any other way, as long as we felt we were deriving a maximum of happiness out of our doings." 
Clarence Darrow

Boring Bob

Sexy Susan