Chess Jokes

A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.  

"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

Q. What's the difference between a chess player and a highway construction worker?
A. A chess player moves every now and then.

Which football team has a couple of chess pieces missing?

Q. What is the difference between a chess player and a couple on a blind date?
A. The chess player mates then chats......
(courtesy of Graham Moore)

Q - Which group of women are the best chess players?

A - Feminists.  Their opponents begin with King and Queen,
but *they* always start with 2 Queens.

(courtesy of todd )

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